"Crimes of the Hart" (with D'Arcy Carden)

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Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.6 • 10K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Sandra Oh and Andy Samberg as hosts have everyone looking forward to the Golden Globes, while Kevin Hart’s Oscar hosting gig implodes after a series of unearthed homophobic tweets. Plus, Cardi B dumps Offset, Beyoncé performs at a wedding in India, and D’Arcy Carden (The Good Place) joins the panel! Show references: Hollywood Reporter: "Why Oscar Host Has Become the Least Wanted Job in Hollywood" (https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/why-oscar-host-is-worst-job-town-1165880) Vulture: "D'Arcy Carden on the Art of Imitating Her 'Good Place' Co-Stars" (https://www.vulture.com/2018/12/the-good-place-season-3-darcy-carden-janet.html)

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0:00.0	And we're back with an all new episode of Keep It, y'all.
0:16.0	Hello.
0:17.0	Hi.
0:18.0	Hi.
0:19.0	Congrats on the Colbert situation.
0:21.0	Was he a doll?
0:22.0	He was a great human being.
0:24.0	He seems like he knows everything, which I love.
0:26.0	He also was obsessed with the movie network like I am.
0:29.0	And here's my question.
0:30.0	What did he say, my name and carousel name, or did you say that?
0:34.0	You'll have to find out on first.
0:36.0	Damn it.
0:37.0	I was wondering what order he said the men.
0:41.0	Louis.
0:42.0	Is it your K-Jump?
0:45.0	Yeah.
0:46.0	Is Louis gonna murder me?
0:49.0	Yeah.
0:50.0	So push it out the stairs.
0:52.0	If your name is said first.
0:55.0	Vartelle first.
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