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Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2020
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell and The Highlander talk Trump's recent very-deserved "presidential" pardons, and his victory lap at the Daytona 500. Titus performs a spot-on impression of Bruce Springsteen.
The Titus Podcast, because the world is a clown show!
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| 0:00.0 | You know, it's Willie Jello Johnson for the Tadus podcast. |
| 0:07.5 | That's right. |
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| 0:16.6 | Do it now. |
| 0:17.6 | And now with the Armageddon update, Mr. Christopher Tyler. |
| 0:23.9 | Hey, everybody, Christopher Tiders. Everybody, Christopher Titis, Titus podcast. |
| 0:26.7 | Welcome again to our 421st episode. |
| 0:31.6 | 24th. |
| 0:32.3 | 24th episode, 424. |
| 0:34.3 | All right. |
| 0:35.6 | Doesn't feel like that. |
| 0:36.4 | With me, as always the lovely, the beautiful, bombshell ray. What's up, people? And across from me, the Highlander. It can be only one. It doesn't feel like that to you because you've only been here for six of them. Yeah, six episodes. So the Armageddon update. I'm stunned. I guess I'm not stunned. I have a question. How on a daily basis does this president continue to do the most criminal shit? Like it's hardcore. This is stuff that if we heard about on Honduras, we would actually send troops. We got to fix this. Yeah, this dude's out of control. We need to send in some drones. |
| 1:11.4 | But he's down the street. |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, yeah, Trump, no, we're good. |
| 1:14.1 | He's our guy. |
| 1:15.1 | The Shrug thing, Ray's been talking about that. There's, so it's, I'm living with Glum. There was a character in the old... There was an old series, cartoon series when I was a kid, called Gulliver's Travels. |
| 1:26.7 | And Glum would just be, it'll never work. |
| 1:30.0 | He was, he wass, and Glum would just be, |
| 1:28.3 | it'll never work. |
| 1:30.0 | He was, he was just, and every time something comes out and I'm going to go, oh, they're going to nail him this time. She goes, nope, nobody cares. Just going to keep going. Nobody does care. And you're true. By the way, it has been proven true the whole time. like crazy things, not just little things, |
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