Crime III: Cops

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes chuck on their uniforms, head to the crime scene, and start arresting everyone in sight as we discuss Crime III: Cops. We suggest a new branch for the military, figure out the police officers of the animal kingdom, and clear up the difference between a bread knife and a breadknife. Duscher explains Australia's controversial tunnel laws, Aaron details the code of Hammurabi, and Jackson just wants to air his grievances with Harambe. So hop in the squad car, turn on the sirens, and get ready to do the right thing: call it in.Want to help lower the hole arson rates? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month we can start putting cops underground.

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0:00.0	Sand Spence Radio, we're home alone.
0:04.4	Hey, everybody.
0:05.3	And welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second.
0:07.1	I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:08.0	I'm Joel Dusha.
0:08.9	And I'm Aaron Magro.
0:09.9	And today's topic is, the crime part three.
0:12.4	Cops.
0:13.0	Woo!
0:14.3	You're under arrest.
0:15.4	I'm innocent.
0:24.9	My favorite thing is that as I said,
0:27.2	Crime Part 3 Cops, I could see you mouthing it.
0:30.7	Did I mouth the law?
0:31.8	Yeah, it looked like you were mowing it along.
0:33.6	You were like, Grand part of three cops, it's happening.
0:35.9	It's happening.
0:36.8	I mean, this is the ending of a trilogy I've been waiting years for. I know, but you literally. You're like, you're like, you're like,
0:52.1	this is the ending of a trilogy I've been waiting years for. I know, for literal years. Crime is an old episode. And I don't remember Crime Part 2. I got annoyed because crime part 2 I wasn't there when you recorded. I was a little... It's about the mafia. Yeah, this is a little behind the scenes since, but I think because I want to do Crime Part 2 cops.
0:54.1	Well, that's Crime Part 3 cops. And what a trilogy it is. Do you reckon you'd make a good cop? Do you reckon you'd make the best cop? Yes. I have no evidence or anything to back up my... All right, how about I chuck a couple of crime scenarios at you? Okay, deal. And we'll see...
1:11.1	Okay.
1:11.6	Yeah.
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