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Fantasy Golf Degenerates
Mayo Media Network
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🗓️ 6 May 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I've been getting dirty money, Jordan Bellford, |
| 0:04.4 | snacking penny stocks while I'm flipping these birds, |
| 0:07.5 | sipping on Surrog, trip them up with the words. |
| 0:10.5 | I didn't pop to Molly and I think I'll be my third. |
| 0:14.4 | It is the Fantasy Golf Degenerate podcast this week, |
| 0:17.4 | brought to you by ProfitX. |
| 0:19.0 | As always, use code FG degenerates for one and a half percent |
| 0:22.1 | back on your first deposit over there. We really appreciate you guys. If you could like and |
| 0:26.9 | subscribe to the show, we are falling down the rankings because you guys are getting lazy. |
| 0:30.9 | So it's time to step it up. Show us some support people. Otherwise Kenny's going to keep shaving |
| 0:36.4 | his face for the rest of the year, |
| 0:38.0 | and we are going to have to look at that forever. So hit the like, hit the subscribes, |
| 0:42.8 | rate and review the shit out of these things. We would appreciate every single one of you. |
| 0:46.2 | If you did that, Kenny, goddamn Kim, what's up, my brother? Yeah, so it's been a while since I, |
| 0:52.2 | you know, I actually shaved. I think the last time was like 2021 for like one time because I had to take some work picture. That was last time. Prior than that, the longest extent. The pedophiles make you take work pictures, Kenny. I mean, that's the problem. No mustache anymore. If I kept the mustache, then it could be the petal look, you know. But if it's just like, you know, if we're really talking about who looks like a pedophile would be you with the bucket hat looking all crazy, you know, that's what I would guess. I feel, I feel like you have more of the pito look than I do personally. But that could just be me. And I think that nickname might stick. I might just call you Pito from now on. And that would work for me. So I think the whole episode, Pito, how are you doing? My friend, not kidding. So it's been a while since I've been clean shaven. And for the most part, it's because I lost a little bit of weight. Like I was feeling I and I was like I wonder what the fuck it would look like now you know since I |
| 1:46.6 | don't have like a triple chin you know I still got a little bit of a double |
| 1:50.1 | going on trying to get rid of that trying to get rid of that little neck but at least |
| 1:53.9 | you know it's still it's not horrible and so when I first did it it was bad I |
| 1:59.5 | don't think I can be clean-shaven ever again because I don't know. I looked like I was like 22 years old. And that's not really the look that I'm going for it. It could be the look you're going for, Byron, you know, Mr. Pito, but not me, but not me. Now, but now, you know, you can't really tell. I mean, I guess I don't know. Maybe you can. |
| 2:19.6 | It's growing in. I'm Asian, so it takes me a little bit of time, you know, to grow it in, but |
| 2:24.4 | quicker than most Asians, I would say. So, you know, each week it'll come back. I think by the |
| 2:30.2 | time I get to Toronto, I could probably have a beard again, but I sort of liked a little |
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