And we're live.

Yeah.

We're live now.

This drink is so strange.

And I'll tell you about it in a second. The Smokentire podcast, 5, 2, 1? 51. 51. Yeah. Ooh, whatever. 51. We're almost one. Yeah. So sweet. Doesn't feel like we're almost one, does it? No. It's probably pretty quick. I feel like my head was popping out of a vulva just yesterday.

Well. Doesn't feel like we're almost one, does it? No, it went up pretty quick. I feel like my head was popping out of a vulva just yesterday. Well, I don't know what you're going to be able. But thanks to your new glistening head oil, it went out nice to be. Thanks to my true fit and hill, ultimate comfort pre-shave oil that I just bought today, displaying proudly on the desk. Oh, boy. So we're short-staffed tonight. It's just me and the dog. Now we just have 50% more people than most podcasts. Yeah, yeah. Just me, Zach, that, and Chris. It's fucking Christmas. Everyone's gone. Nino's in Michigan because he's not a team player. No, he's in Miami. He's in Miami. Because he wanted, I don't know. He was doing his

best impression of Cuban people right now. Cuban B. His dad's out partying with Gene Hackman

and Robin Williams. I thought they went to party with like Drake or something.

What?

Drake, the rapper, because he was telling me that his mom texted him like, do you want to have New Year's Eve with Drake?

What?

And he was like, the rapper.

Maybe she meant Drake Kemper.

If only we, he was, if only he was here, you could have done the drop for yeah i'm so

i'm so loaded yeah yeah that's so loaded off this commercial that's about stoners but it's not

wink wink we don't say weed but you know what makes you eat this triple whopper yeah he does not

condone the use of marijuana and all their products yes twenty. $20 in your bank account makes you eat that as well. Yeah. Oh, man. So we went to New York. We've been on the road where Zach was in somewhere. San Cruz. He took a, I got home last night and there's like what I think is a rental car in the driveway but it's actually a press car

it's both basically it's both press rental get to that in a minute and then where did you go

that you're just San Jose was it dope I ate a lot they had the best weed in San Jose too that's

pretty good really do and where did you go Chris Chris? I went to Majestic Orange County.

Oh, my God.

So I think you qualify for the worst Christmas.

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