Cream Queens: Thursday, March 5th, 2026

The Toast

Dear Media

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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1. ‘Traitors’ winner Rob Rausch gifts Maura Higgins Burgundy Hermès Birkin on ‘WWHL’ (Page Six) (21:01) 2. Chase Stokes Slams Morgan Evans’ ‘Masculinity’ Over His Remarks About Kelsea Ballerini Divorce (US Weekly) (31:47) 3. Khloé Kardashian Addresses Speculation About a Change in Her Current Role at Her Brand Good American, Reveals She Has 'a Few More' Frozen Embryos and Has Contemplated Having Another Baby on Her Own (PEOPLE) (38:36) 4. Britney Spears Arrested for DUI (Page Six) (50:26) 5. ‘The Masked Singer’ Reveals the Identity of Eggplant: Here Is the Celebrity Under the Costume (Variety) (52:22) - Southern Charm Recap (55:41) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lean In Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning girlies, it's the toast.
0:07.0	It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.
0:13.0	It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know.
0:18.0	We'll start your day off, swirly, it's the toast
0:22.6	I sound amazing
0:24.6	Welcome back to the Toast and Eppy, Thursday, yeah that's right, we made it to the latter half of the week, pat yourselves on the back, pat yourself on the back
0:31.6	Hey, Jax, how you Dern?
0:33.6	Dern good, excited that it's Thursday
0:35.6	Yeah
0:36.6	Excited that we're both matching today.
0:38.5	Creamy vibes.
0:39.6	The theme category is?
0:41.2	Creamy.
0:42.9	Cream queens.
0:45.6	Sounds like a porno.
0:46.8	Like.
0:48.8	Title.
0:51.4	I love it.
0:52.4	We're always thinking very titillating title.
0:54.6	That'll kind of force people to click, you know, curiosity. Cream queens. But that's us today. We are so creamy. Yes, we are. I'm wearing a shirt that I put on and I was like, I feel like I'm wearing Jackie's clothes. I love it. Thanks. Where'd you get it? Nutes. I figured. Yeah. I don't know how I feel about wearing short sleeves, you know? Don't you feel like wearing short sleeves as a person who had a baby somewhat recently is kind of a brave thing to do? No, it's not even short sleeves. Like, short sleeves are just so juvenile. Like, it's so middle school. Well, but no, I'm saying not, I said I love your sweater and I want
1:30.3	your sweater. It's not about you and your sweater, but there is something just so juvenile about
1:34.9	short sleeves. Certain types of short sleeves. I don't know what, something about my shirt today is
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