Crazy Man FOLLOWS ME as I DELIVER THE MAIL, DEMANDING I confess to LOSING HIS PACKAGE
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 17 July 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | An entitled jerk follows me around as I deliver the mail, demanding that I confess that I'm the one who lost his package that he's looking forward to. |
| 0:07.4 | But despite the fact that I had nothing to do with this stupid package, this guy refused to take no for an answer, escalating things in a way that I honestly never expected. |
| 0:15.5 | Here's what happened. Okay, to start things out, something that I simultaneously love and hate the most about being a rural |
| 0:21.6 | mail carrier is that you are always alone. Well, this morning I received a call from a customer |
| 0:26.4 | who said he never received a package that I had delivered yesterday. So I checked the shelves, |
| 0:31.2 | looked up his tracking number, and saw that the package was scanned at the time I was at a stop. |
| 0:35.6 | I then told him that I would look for his package today. |
| 0:38.2 | Now, 90% of my route is compromise of CBU banks, and CBU stands for Cluster Box Unit. |
| 0:44.5 | So was it possible that I accidentally misread the address on his package for a similar |
| 0:48.5 | one in some kind of dyslexic moment? Yes, of course, I never rule out that possibility, |
| 0:53.2 | but I know I have dyslexia. It's |
| 0:55.1 | something I've dealt with since I was a grade schooler, and it's why I carefully read each |
| 0:58.9 | address. Maybe a minute after I arrive at his stop and halfway through the CBUs, a large black |
| 1:04.1 | pickup truck pulls up directly behind my vehicle. Now, being a rural mail carrier, I rarely, if ever, |
| 1:10.2 | see my customers face to face, but my instincts |
| 1:12.5 | tell me that this is the guy I spoke with on the phone earlier this morning. |
| 1:16.7 | Now, something to note here, as a contracted rural mail carrier, I drive my own personal vehicle |
| 1:21.8 | and I don't wear a uniform. |
| 1:23.3 | There is no way to tell from a distance that I'm a mail carrier, and there are no markings |
| 1:27.2 | identifying my car as a mail carrier. I just look like any other hundreds of cars on the highway. |
| 1:32.5 | This guy lives a mile and a half down the road from where his box is located, and there's no other |
| 1:36.9 | way to get to his house, and no alternate routes out from his road. Yet he pulled up right |
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