My PsychoX refuses to move out of my house, claiming that she would make a false police report

against me if I ever did try to make her leave, as she planned on squatting in my house indefinitely.

So I decided to get some revenge by moving all of her stuff out of my house into a storage unit,

all while she was on vacation with one of her girlfriends.

And I'm honestly so satisfied by the way this worked out

because this caused her so many problems in the long run. Here's what happened. Okay, so I had broken up

with my ex about a year prior to this event, but she wouldn't move out. One excuse after another

for a solid year, until one day amidst yet another argument, she finally admitted that her plan was to

stay indefinitely and said that she was

going to claim I was domestically mistreating her if I did anything about it. That weekend, she

decided to go out for one of her weekend vacations with a girlfriend. So I took advantage of the 48

hours I had and I got to work reserving a storage unit and rented a moving truck. I worked around

the clock loading that truck multiple times, only sleeping a few hours that entire weekend. She had hoarding tendencies that I had

long turned a blind eye to, since, you know, I had to pick my battles, and it had gotten

pretty far out of control. Not only did I make dozens of trips, but the storage unit itself

was almost too small for it all. It was truly

amazing how much crap she managed to pack floor to ceiling in multiple rooms, closets, and the

garage, despite living in the same house together for so long. So I made sure her laptop

was the very first thing in the storage unit all the way in the back corner, followed by all of her

clothing, and yes, she had a lot,

then furniture, then all the meaningless hoard of junk. By the time I was done, that storage unit

was packed floor to ceiling, to the point that I had to really Tetris the last couple of

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