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Am I the Jerk?

Crazy Customer Slaps My Manager at Dennys... Because His Eggs Were Cold

Am I the Jerk?

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Society & Culture, Relationships

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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0:00.0

A crazy entitled man assaults my general manager in the middle of our lunch rush

0:04.7

complaining that his eggs are cold and that his wife's nachos are not to their liking.

0:09.2

Things got so bad that even customers were trying to get them to calm down while I call the police to try and get this taken care of.

0:16.0

And I'm honestly still blown away by their public freak out.

0:19.5

Here's what happened.

0:20.5

When I first started waiting tables, it was at a Denny's in Southern Missouri.

0:24.5

It was the only Denny's in like a 50 mile radius so we had a lot of customers visit from out of the

0:30.0

woodwork. It was lunchtime and my shift was nearing an end. I got sat with this couple and from

0:35.1

the minute I greeted them, they had an attitude. Just hateful looks in a harsh tone when

0:40.0

ordering. I get their drinks and the woman says that she ordered Dr. Pepper and not a coke.

0:44.8

Now this is not a big deal. I change out the drink and I go to take their order.

0:48.4

And this is when I see that I have Coke written down for her drink. So she definitely ordered a Coke, but whatever.

0:54.6

The man looks at me and says his wife is very particular, and she needs her food a certain way,

0:58.9

or she won't eat it. So I think to myself, why are you at Denny's then?

1:02.4

She then proceeds to order nachos from Denny's,

1:05.1

and wants all the toppings and little bowls on the side

1:07.9

so she can dress them herself.

1:09.6

The man orders some kind of breakfast platter with medium eggs, and as I walk away to put in the order

1:14.9

the woman stops me and asked if the nachos are good. I looked at her straight in the face and I said

1:19.8

well ma'am they're nachos from Denny's I get in, I go back, and I make sure her nachos are made totally deconstructed.

1:26.4

And then I move on to my next table,

1:28.4

while checking in on my other tables and giving refills if needed.

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