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Hi, guys. Welcome back to another episode of Two T's and a Pod with myself and Dolores.

Good morning, Dolores. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. I'm tired today.

I didn't get up until 8 a.m., which is so not like me. I'm usually up way before Eddie. Not like you. And I looked at the clock and I'm like, you know how you panic? And I jump up and I'm like, oh my God. Oh my God. And I don't know why.

The day's over at 8 o'clock.

Yeah.

So I'm like, I'm barely late.

Did you make it to the gym or did you just stay in? Oh my God. Oh, my God. And I don't know why. The day's over at 8 o'clock.

Yeah. So I'm like, I'm barely late.

Did you make it to the gym or did you just stay in? No, no, no. I didn't make it to the gym and do anything. I'm just like so like tired right now. I don't know what it is. But here I am. Oh, you made it. I made it. Just put a little makeup on, hat on, and change my clothes. And here I am. Not even sure I brushed my teeth. That's the first thing I do. Like, I'll even get a phone call for, and I'll be like, I didn't brush my teeth yet. I have to call you back. I have to drink coffee before. Like, if brush my teeth in, have coffee, and then it just

doesn't land the same. That too. Same. But let's get into Southern Charm. Now, this is

episode seven. I have a lot to say. You do. Okay. I can't wait to hear it. So Sally is setting up

her chicken coop. Now, to me, it's like, Craig said something about

chicken. She's like, yes, I'm going to do this. I mean, the very next day, that's dedication.

She wants these chicks. She wants these chicks, all right. She wants Craig Cock. That's what she wants.

She actually wants the Cox. She doesn't want the chicks. She wants the rooster. She wants the rooster. And it starts with a sea. And it's not cock. And it's not. And it's not happening. And it's not happening. And we'll get into that. I wanted to kind of shit on her for being like running and getting a chicken coop and saying, oh,

I just happen to want this chicken coop.

But I can't because I'd be a hypocrite because all of us are guilty as, you know,

cowtailing to a guy who says he like, that's a chance for you two to be together so you run

and get it or do it or something right we've all done it I want to say oh you look so stupid

but I'm not a hypocrite and I'm not double standard so I'm going to say Sally if you feel like a fool, you should.

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