Maybe people were just complete rube's in 1927.

That's possible because nobody expects a room with the talking's going in it.

Everybody who doesn't live in America and hates peanut butter for some reason, you're all wrong.

All of you go to hell, Reese's peanut butter cups are the best candy on earth.

I'll die on this hill.

Happy Halloween and welcome to ominous arguments.

I'm your host, Pat Cameron, here with the one and only doctor, Janessa Screammore. That's right. I gave us spooky names. I didn't even run it by you. Oh, that's so cheesy. Recent survivor of the patent bar. It's the one day a year where you get to have cheesy names. Come on. Lean in. All right. This is a big holiday in our

house. I don't know about you, but this is a big deal. This is our Christmas. I do love Halloween. Yeah, I'm in. I'm in. Well, it's a good thing because we've got all Halloween stories today. It's an oops, all footnotes kind of hour. But you know what? We deserve this. We've been talking so much about the downfall of democracy and authoritarianism and everything else. We can take a day to talk about some silly legal stories. The scariest thing of all. Yeah. We will close on a serious note to talk about how you can stop this horror show in progress. But first, we're going to go through a little tour of what I'm calling the courthouse of horror. I got all kinds of fun stuff lined up. I know that you've got an extra fun one, a patron suggestion that I'm excited to hear about. But we've got everything to talk about from a segment I'm calling, so I trademarked an axe murder to, we've got the tortious killer clowns. We've got testimonies from ghosts that's not from Salem. Last year, of course,

we did the Salem Witch Trials and the spectral evidence that was introduced there. And we're going to have

to follow up on a footnote from last Halloween, a very important civil case that has just been

settled just in time for Halloween about how spooky your candy can get. We're all over the place.

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Last year, we talked about the Salem Witch Trials, which is the most famous trial probably in Massachusetts history, a series of trials.

And I want to talk for a few minutes about the second most famous trial, perhaps, in Massachusetts history, depending on you're asking.

I'm calling this segment.

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