Could Colson Play A 13 Year Old?

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

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Comedy, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

👶 It’s all become too much for Colson, the busiest man in the business. After a particularly hectic week it all became too much in Wagamama’s.

Plus, we all know there are no new ideas so what happens if you think you have one and it gets stolen?

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0:00.0	Hello, this is on the sofa.
0:12.1	I'm Colson with me as always.
0:15.2	You've caught me on a laugh.
0:16.8	What are you laughing about?
0:18.5	It's Ben.
0:19.2	I say I need a wee-wee.
0:21.5	I always need a wee-wee.
0:23.0	We drink a lot of tea in the pod, don't we?
0:25.1	Well, I don't.
0:26.0	And there's a new kitchen, but there's a new kitchen.
0:28.4	And we've got into that straight away.
0:30.2	It's our own kitchen now.
0:31.7	It feels like on our own floor.
0:33.1	I'm a new studio.
0:34.4	Yeah.
0:34.7	Glad we've moved studio slash office because the last time
0:38.3	we were in the old studio.
0:41.1	It was the drilling.
0:42.0	And Jack threw someone's lunch out of the fridge
0:45.0	because it smelled.
0:45.9	Listen, it's a communal fridge, right?
0:48.5	Yeah.
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