Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend, the show where we look forward to all the big games coming this weekend, and we leave it off with our traditional Friday quiz.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today. Taylor Rockwells here. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. How are you? Are you ready for your Christmas party, your holiday party? You got it all prepared, all 8,000 invitees, queuing up, ready to go. I always feel good about the Christmas party that's coming this weekend until you mention it on the podcast. It makes me anxious about it. But yeah, all good. What makes, what are you anxious about? The amount of people. Is there going to be enough food? We'll be there be enough food. The honestly the thing i'm most anxious about is annoying the neighbors because there'll be a lot of cars outside and uh they do this thing in the neighborhood where i don't know if you do this in your neighborhood taylor but like once every christmas they give you like a paper bag and like a little candle to make a lantern so the whole street has these lanterns on the street and there's going to be 50 cars in front of them. No one's going to see him. It's going to make me anxious. Oh, I can't wait for Ryan to get a sternly worded letter from the HOA about all of his many infractions. Yeah, we've had several notes already. Have you? Yeah, when the H.O. Bad boy. The bad boy of the H-O-A, Lord Ryan Bailey. One was, we renovated our kitchen. The folks who did it put a sign in the front yard, which is quite a commonplace thing to do. It was up for two days and we got a letter about it. About what?

Unauthorized signage? Yeah. What did the sign say? It was just the name of the kitchen remodeling guy. That was it. I hate H-O-Ways. They are the worst thing. I was going to say the worst thing in the world, but they're not. There's a lot of worse things than H-O-A's, but they're up there. The worst thing in Ryan Street.

That would be right.

It's up there.

We're, we're, I was going to say the worst thing in the world, but they're not. There's a lot of worse things than H-O-A's, but they're up there. The worst thing in Ryan Street.

That would be Ryan. It's up there. We're close. We're close to that. Also here, you just heard his voice, like the Beastie Boys, he's got a license to ill. It's Graham Rosman. He's still ill. How are you, Graham? I'm doing okay

Ryan Bailey

At least you've got a party

A Christmas party to look forward to

I did have

Me and Lucy We're going to have a Christmas Night out ourselves Just the two of us And because I'm so well That's now being cancelled And her Christmas night out From her work She couldn't attend Because she had the flu And then my Christmas My one Christmas night out With friends from back, I had to go and watch my daughter and Annie, performing Annie, and they all had fun at Minigolf

without me. So not a single Christmas. And I didn't even get an invite to your party either.

So, feeling sorry for myself. I can't take another car in the street. I'm sorry, Graham.

We're at car capacity. What about Graham's private jet he'd be flying in on?

I'm sorry that you had to watch your daughter perform in a musical. That sounds terrible for you, Graham.

A musical is a stretch to what that was.

Where was your night out with Mrs. Ratham going to be?

A bar for your rugby league.

That's right.

A bait shop?

My headdresses?

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