“Cottage cheese and spin art”

The Tony Kornheiser Show

This Show Stinks Productions, LLC

Sports, News

4.8 • 10.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Tony opens the show by talking to Louisa Thomas of the New Yorker about the new format for mixed doubles at the US Open, Buster Olney calls in to talk about the Yankees, the Dodgers, the Cubs, Kyle Schwarber, and the possibility of realignment, Jason La Canfora calls in to talk about the Orioles, and he also talks about the Browns QB situation, Cam Ward, and how the Giants will be this year, and Tony closes out the show by opening up the Mailbag. Songs : Dan Bern “Schwarber, Harper, Soto, and Scherzer” ; Post Sex Nachos “Been Somebody” To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Tony. If you're hearing this, it means that Nigel has flushed the mouse and forgot to have me record something new.
0:05.6	So who knows who our guests will be today? Maybe Mick Jagger, Sandy Kofax, Dally Lama, long hit her the Lama.
0:12.4	Probably not, but I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy.
0:20.6	Previously on the Tony Kornizer show.
0:24.2	Michael, have I talked about the Revolution Toaster out here?
0:27.8	It is so great.
0:29.0	It has pictures of everything that you can possibly cook in it and shows you, you know,
0:33.9	what degree of cooking will result in what degree of burnness or doneness or something like that, you know, what degree of cooking will result in what degree of burnness or doneness or something
0:40.5	like that, you know, it's just great.
0:42.7	Wow.
0:43.1	The toaster is just great.
0:44.3	Have you tried the toastie yet?
0:46.3	What is that?
0:47.1	Is that the pinnini thing?
0:47.7	Have you tried a sandwich?
0:48.6	Yeah, like a pinnini?
0:49.3	No, I haven't tried that.
0:50.4	I'm afraid of that.
0:54.6	The Tony Cornizer Show is on now.
0:58.1	All right. We are guest-loaded today.
1:00.2	Guest-loaded. We have three different guests, and one, we got late yesterday, Louisa Thomas,
1:06.4	who wrote a lovely piece in the New Yorker that's dated on the 17th of August, so that's four days ago,
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