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The Shane Dawson Podcast

Costco Conspiracy Theories and WE MOVED!

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Shane Dawson

True Crime, Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.98.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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SKIP TO COSTCO THEORIES 58:41 In this episode we dive deep into the theories about Americas favorite warehouse!! We also fall down a rabbit hole about one of the craziest rollercoasters in the world! SQUARESPACE!!! Head to https://www.squarespace.com/GROWER to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code GROWER ROCKET MONEY!!! Try Rocket Money for free or unlock more features with premium: https://RocketMoney.com/grower Sponsor The Shane Dawson Podcast: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/the-shane-dawson-podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey Harry.

0:00.7

Hello mate.

0:01.5

Got any tips for the football?

0:02.8

Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.

0:04.9

They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets. Oh, that's a steel of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real. Neil? My name's not Neil. I know, bet it rhymes. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at Betvictor.

0:03.8

18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org. Okay, first of all, I saw so many reels of this. People going to Costco and comparing it. They're like, it's the same.

0:38.3

It looks the same.

0:39.0

It feels the same.

0:40.2

It literally is like the same thing.

0:42.7

But you can get it for $10 versus $120.

0:45.2

Wow.

0:45.6

So they basically like, it's almost like the mafia like muscling people into their own brand.

0:50.7

But, but they get free samples.

0:53.0

And that should be. And the hot dogs are cheap.

1:00.8

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell is our new home edition. I am freaking out. This is crazy.

1:10.5

I cannot believe it's finally happening. How are we feeling? Okay, before I get into that, don't judge us too much. This is a work in progress, just like I say in therapy. Aren't we all? So as you might see, Jared, he has a trash can pretending it's a piece of furniture. But it looks good. That's the idea. You know what I mean? Well, we'll leave it up to you guys to catch the metaphorical value in that. It means more than what catches the eye, for sure. Obviously, Chris, we have his pig sitting on top of just like a box. So we're going to get Chris maybe a bookshelf, something cute back there. Rylan,

1:44.6

I feel like Ryland's angle is the cutest. Do you look like your church? Thank you. I actually really love the fake stained glass behind me. What do you mean fake? Yeah, huh? What do you mean? We're in a church. Oh, yeah, we reinstalled this. It was lots of money, very expensive. It's definitely not peel and stick. No, not at all.

1:42.5

But Chris, how are you feeling? This is very exciting. You this. It was lots of money. Very expensive. It's definitely not peel and stick. No, not at all.

2:02.3

But Chris, how are you feeling? This is very exciting. You and Spencer, you guys were here today

2:06.8

setting up. How was the vibe? Did it feel different than the vibe at our house? Less crazy?

2:11.3

It feels... Watch your words. Amazing in every possible way. Like, it's so comfy, cozy here.

2:16.9

Like, when you say office, I imagine like cold, cold. I imagine, like, work environment. This feels still really cozy. No carins. No carins. Super cozy. I have the comfiest chair in the world. You look like a, like, a kindergarten teacher doing, like, storytime, which is your vibe. It must be nice for your ass to not be sitting on a slab of marble.

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