Cosmic Rants and Earthly Gripes with Opie

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🗓️ 11 July 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie for a wild FU Friday on the Opie Radio podcast! Kicking off with a sleepy, coffee-fueled rant, Opie dives into a cosmic journey, marveling at the Voyager probes’ 48-year space odyssey, powered by plutonium and carrying humanity’s disco-era time capsule. He ponders why horseshoe crabs haven’t evolved in 400 million years while humans race ahead, and questions why our tech can’t match Voyager’s signal strength. From annoying weather forecasts to overpacked Amazon boxes, Opie and the chat tackle weekly frustrations, sprinkle in some Long Island underwater wonders, and hunt for the ultimate space song—Space Cowboy, Rocket Man, or Intergalactic? Expect laughs, tangents, and a plug for the new Opie and Carl podcast, all wrapped in Opie’s unfiltered, lovable chaos. Hit that like button and join the fun!

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0:00.0	Wake up! The Joneses went for a loft conversion. All from Ducson. Wait, are those Felix balcony windows?
0:07.0	She knew I wanted those. Right then. Sal? Sally Jones!
0:12.7	Ducson's got the lot for loft conversions. Open a trade account today to get Vellux Picks windows from only 272 pound 50 and 100 mil ice over loft roll at 35 pound per roll,
0:23.9	all prices X 20% VAT.
0:26.5	So now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses.
0:31.6	Oh my.
0:33.9	I am sleepy this morning.
0:36.6	Oh my, my, my. I need coffee. We all need coffee. Grab your cup. It's Friday, bitches. Let's do this. It's F you Friday. I need help today. You need to tell me in the chat, what bothers you this week? What bothers you in general?'ll we'll build the list together okay i really need that
0:56.6	today i'll start i'll start with this uh uh an f u to weather girls that don't turn sideways
1:04.6	when they're doing the forecast you're useless if you're not turning sideways.
1:12.0	So cheers.
1:12.9	Cheers to everybody.
1:16.2	I'm a little late because I, oh, Andy, are you off?
1:20.5	You want to be on this?
1:21.4	I can't get to Andy.
1:22.7	I was going to put Andy Vaughlin on this thing today.
1:25.8	Let me start with a couple.
1:27.4	Good mornings. We got Ralph P. in New York City.
1:30.5	Good morning, Ralph.
1:31.3	What's up, Aaron?
1:32.5	The longer this takes to start, the higher I am getting.
1:35.5	Oh, damn.
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