meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
The Wittering Whitehalls

Corpse Flower, Havers Revisited & Taumata­whakatangihanga­koauau­o­tamatea­turi­pukaka­piki­maunga­horo­nuku­pokai­whenua­ki­tana­tahu

The Wittering Whitehalls

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

That's definitely the longest title ever, for a Wittering Whitehalls episode... Find out what it means within! Plus, a namesake spider, a footless seagull and a forgotten makeup bag.

You can email your questions, thoughts or problems to [email protected]

Or, perhaps you'd like to send a WhatsApp message or Voice note? Why not?! Send them in to +447712147236

This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

This podcast is sponsored by Transport for Wales. Enjoy unlimited train travel across Wales with

0:06.1

Transport for Wales's one or four-day explore passes. All innovation starts with an idea, a spark of

0:14.4

inspiration that can take us to places we never thought possible. And Horizon Europe is here

0:19.8

for ambitious businesses with big ideas.

0:22.8

With an average funding awards to UK businesses of over £500,000 and the chance to build a

0:29.0

network of like-minded collaborators, Horizon Europe can help turn your ideas into reality.

0:36.1

Get started today at horizon Europe, UK.org.

0:41.9

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

1:11.0

Diels, welcome, welcome, welcome to yet another foreign episode, sorry, not foreign, overseas episode of the Wittering Whitehall's from Perth, Western Australia, which I have to say, Mr. Whitehall, we like, do we not?

1:14.4

We do.

1:15.7

Had a little bit of difficulty getting in.

1:18.1

Can you remember what happened at the airport in Brisbane, flying out here?

1:22.5

I can't remember even being in Brisbane.

1:25.4

Well, we weren't there for very long, to be fair.

1:28.3

Just for two shows in one day, DELs, which was quite hectic, two shows back to back.

1:34.9

I think we were in Brisbane for less than 24 hours and we were certainly in the hotel for less than 12.

1:39.8

Do you remember that?

1:40.7

I do.

1:41.3

Yeah.

1:42.0

So, I'm going to remind you, Mr. Whitehall, and indeed share with the

1:45.9

DLs what happened when we got to Brisbane Airport and security. Because I went through security

1:52.9

and it said explosive device detected. And the explosive device that was detected was down it was sort of below my shoulder and above my bosom well sort of across my bosom so there was a very jolly security woman who said don't worry dal it's probably your bra so i said okay so she let me try it again let me swab it so she then swabbed my left breast do you remember but i wasn't

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Global, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Global and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.