Corporal Punishment

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Fool #1 believes that spanking kids is necessary and is bringing it back.

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:05.2	Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today.
0:11.3	Subject, there were way too many people in one bed.
0:16.4	Uh-oh.
0:17.1	Whoa.
0:18.2	What is that about?
0:19.7	Wait till you hear on this bed. That's when you need that California king, baby you're here on this band.
0:21.1	California King, baby.
0:22.3	You need that California King.
0:25.4	Right now, we'll get into the strawberry letter later, but right now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:30.8	What you got for is Neff?
0:32.8	Well, time to start, whop her the ass again.
0:36.4	Huh?
0:37.0	Corporal. Your punishment. Corporal punishment. You know we need that ass whipping back in the school. You know we need it. Wow. Social. Yeah. Yeah. What are we going to do? We're going to zoom it. What are we doing? Turn around. Put your behind. Put your behind up to the camera. I had it done. What, Jr.? Turn around and put you behind up to the camera. He's going to get this. Turn around and put you behind up to the camera. That sounds so, Doug. Crazy. Let's go. Corporal punish but come on, cat dog.
1:12.0	Crazy.
1:13.7	Hello.
1:15.9	Hello.
1:16.6	Hi, I'm trying to reach a Mr. Cotton.
1:20.3	This is Mr. Cotton.
1:21.6	Okay, can you turn your radio or TV down?
1:24.4	I can't really hear you.
1:25.5	Oh, yes, sir.
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