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Trends Like These

Coronavirus Numbers Soar, Senators Busted for Insider Trading, Bernie Isn't Going Anywhere, Brent & Courtney's Calm Corner, Texas Lt. Governor Suggests Old People Should Die to Save Economy

Trends Like These

Travis McElroy

Comedy, News Commentary, News

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

*TIMECODES*

0:13:05 I GUESS IT'S COVID-19 TIME
0:57:03 CALM CORNER
1:01:00 DRAMATIC READING
1:16:24 WIFIVE
1:19:04 I GUESS IT'S OUTRO TIME

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week, Senators' Crimes, Infection Rate Climbs, and these are weird times.

0:07.5

I'm Courtney Unlo.

0:08.5

I'm Brent Black.

0:10.0

And I'm not willing to kill Grandma for the economy.

0:13.3

With trends like these. Hello, Brent. Here we are. Hello, Brent! Here we are March 26th 8.07 PM Eastern time.

0:36.0

We're going to do this thing. We are. We, you know, sometimes we jump right into it sometimes we have a little chat before we

0:45.6

actually start just because it's good to warm up as people and you my friend have

0:52.2

had quite the capital D day.

0:55.8

Today has really been a big D.

1:01.5

Just a big bunch of D's.

1:03.0

Mm-hmm.

1:05.0

I'm trying what I'm trying not to do is is take us to the

1:08.0

Say D's nuts. Well or just really just like big D. Let's let's leave it let's leave it the point is you've had some

1:15.9

experiences on this day unexpected so first my car accident that did in fact take place a month ago and yes you're

1:29.0

still hearing about it because it has been going on for an entire month

1:32.4

basically back and forth deciding whether or not to total my car.

1:36.3

Last week I got the news. They're not totaling my car. My car is going to be fine.

1:40.9

Everything's great. I don't have to buy a new car and then today they called me

1:47.4

JK-L-O-L-O-L bitch your car is totaled.

1:51.6

Aye, yeah, and saying it that way so unprofessional I know it's like I was like wow rude

1:57.8

Okay now now that sucks and is terrible I have to tell you I didn't know total was that kind of verb. Like I just thought

2:05.8

if a car is totaled, it's just like, that's how it is. This car is obviously totally unusable.

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