COOLIGANS WWCD - The USWNT needs a miracle to win the World Cup!

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Dan Le Batard

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🗓️ 1 August 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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The Women's World Cup is here, so check in with The Cooligans everyday for the best and funniest coverage of the tournament down under! For the first time in a long time, the USWNT is no longer the favorite to win the Women's World Cup! The Americans were extremely disappointing in their scoreless draw against Portugal, so you know Christian and Alexis have something to say. The guys break down the team's performance and ask yet again, what the hell was Vlatko Andonovski thinking? Let us know what you think went wrong for the USWNT in the comments! Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say 😉 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Giraffe King's Network.
0:04.7	Yeah, we're back there, we're back, we're tired, we got a lot to do.
0:26.7	Sleep, bro. Sleep is for the week. It's the cousin of death, dude, and I don't want to meet your family.
0:37.3	I ain't interested, yo, this barbecue is layman's hell, bro.
0:41.9	Where is everyone holding that stick with a weird twisty sword at the end of it, bro?
0:48.0	Yo, this cookout sucks.
0:51.8	What's my grandpa?
0:55.5	Welcome to the Cooler Kids Women's Workout Daily, and if you're wondering why we are so somber,
1:01.2	even though the US Women's National Team have qualified into the knockout stages,
1:06.2	it was not pretty, bro.
1:08.9	Bro, the US Women's National Team qualified for the knockout stages,
1:14.8	the same way that I got into the soccer team in seventh grade, which is they said
1:21.4	everyone's going to run three laps, whoever comes in last gets cut. We have to cut one more
1:26.2	person. I was so slow that I got lapsed and finished within that group. I just stopped after one.
1:36.2	And they thought the guy in front of me was the slowest and he got cut. That's the same way.
1:44.2	That is the national team. What a story of inspiration, okay?
1:49.7	If that doesn't motivate you.
1:52.9	I want to, let's break this fourth wall for one second, Christian.
1:57.5	You know me personally.
1:59.0	Is there a story that more perfectly encapsulates who I am?
2:03.5	No way, I think.
2:04.4	Right, just tremendous failing upwards.
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