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Le Batard & Friends Network

COOLIGANS - We analyze the Champions League semi-finals and expensive writing utensils!

Le Batard & Friends Network

Dan Le Batard

Sports

4.9 β€’ 8.3K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 10 May 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

The 2023/24 Champions League Final is set, with Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid primed to face off at Wembley! We were treated to two of the most entertaining UCL semi-final ties in recent memory, with referee controversies, shots hitting the crossbar, and incredible storylines galore! Christian and Alexis break down every aspect of the BVB-PSG and Real Madrid-Bayern Munich matchups, including PSG's terrible luck with the goalposts, Joselu's star-making moment, and the refereeing error that may have cost Bayern a chance at Champions League glory. The guys also give a quick preview of the UCL Final between Madrid and Dortmund. Exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans This is where we put everything we shouldn't say πŸ˜‰ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Draft Kings Network. I don't know if I'm getting old Christian but here's what something yes you are

0:17.0

I don't know if I'm getting old Christian but here's what something yes you answer is yes, you are.

0:23.0

Yeah, but like I mean like yeah, I'm getting older,

0:25.0

but I'm getting old.

0:26.0

You know why I think that?

0:28.0

Why?

0:29.0

You know what I wanted the other day?

0:30.0

Like what I want to get myself?

0:31.0

Mm, a word there's original.

0:34.0

Just one of those good little rascal scooters.

0:37.0

Just like Grandma candy?

0:38.0

Yeah, just buzz around the mall, hitting kids ankles.

0:42.0

No, I want a good pen.

0:44.0

Really? I want a good pen so bad like a dumb expensive pen.

0:51.0

I was, remember just a couple of months ago when I was talking about Parker pens?

0:55.0

Remember I mentioned?

0:57.0

No!

0:58.0

I mentioned Parker pens you were making fun of me.

1:00.0

What the hell's a Parker pen?

1:01.0

It is a nice pen that I used to use when I was in like middle school. I never heard that

1:06.2

brand bro. Parker pens. I'm talking like Mon, Monanc. This guy Parker pens.

1:15.0

Parker pens are like these nice for like...

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