I'm going to just be honest with you that I think that you're the source of all the dirt.

Wait, why are you guys even questioning me?

Because we feel like you always know the information before.

Because you just question me, even she thought you were questioning me. That was the comment. Oh my gosh, that is so dumb. I hope you had my back on this. I hope you had my back on this. I hope that was not true. I didn't say. No, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. But business but mine with me, Kara Berry, talking about our girls, our family, our sisters,

our mothers, and our friends.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, season six, episode seven, y'all.

God, chaos on the high seas.

We barely have been offshore enough to, you know, adhere to maritime law and we're already getting into it in a nuclear type of way.

So we start off with this weird black and white filter.

Daisy from below deck is calling for Captain Jason.

Somebody's overboard.

There's a stuffed unicorn in the water saying,

good night, baby.

You were loved.

More on that later, unfortunately.

And so the sign for below deck down and under goes down under.

And Real Housewives of Salt Lake City pops up. Is this a crossover in

the traditional sense? Because I didn't see any sort of advertising for below deck having the

housewives on like a very special episode. Surely that's the case, but I didn't see it. Y'all

have to let me know.

We start off the episode at the airport. Whitney tells the girl she just got a text from Bronwyn saying, hey, sorry for the late notice, I'm going to not make my flight, have a safe trip. Still coming, though, but I'm just going to meet y'all on the boat. Can't wait to see you all. Whitney says in a confessional,

I'm not surprised at Brown one's coming in late.

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