Conspiracy People
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2023
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s decided that he wants to start his own conspiracy theory. So, Luke helps him brainstorm ideas on today’s show.
In an unlinked conversation, we also start a campaign to get Pete a job in the House of Commons and the two lads once again lock horns over Pete's favourite band, Pulp.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:30.0 | Big girl, big girl, come with that. |
| 0:35.2 | Oh yeah, what was that? |
| 0:36.4 | Kevin and Perry go large. |
| 0:37.6 | Oh, that's a ship. |
| 0:39.8 | That's a ship you bring up that in a time like this. |
| 0:42.4 | I reckon that might be all right if you watched it now. |
| 0:46.6 | You reckon, yeah, but you're in between a stand. |
| 0:48.6 | So I don't trust you. |
| 0:50.0 | You like anything where men approaching their thirties and above player |
| 0:55.0 | teenagers when they're trying to lose. |
| 0:58.0 | Get their underwear so to speak. |
| 0:59.8 | I secretly love the in-between is because I have made a career out of B&J. |
| 1:04.2 | Right, in real life. |
| 1:05.9 | The while you tell us lies about all the girls that you have sex with. |
| 1:08.1 | Nice, like it, okay. |
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