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Inside the Closet

Consider the Rooster

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Matteo has a brand new neice, and Emma talks family traditions this week on #InsideTheCloset. Plus, we talk cock (chickens), how to survive a bear attack, and get ready for our Vacaya cruise to Province Town. Follow us on @Insidetheclosetpodcast on Instagram, and remember to rate and subscribe! Special shoutouts the the Closeteers who drove 5 HOURS to see Matteo in Tampa. Please send us a DM! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane. I'm Emma Wylman, and this is inside the closet.

0:07.0

Inside the closet.

0:09.0

Okay, here we are. Another episode of inside the closet.

0:14.0

We're sort of back into our old like technology of not knowing how to do technology.

0:20.0

Yes.

0:21.0

But I think we're working on. I'm sitting in my old bedroom in Chicago. I didn't realize you were in Chicago.

0:28.0

Yeah, I went home to see my sister's baby. How that's so awesome. How is it? She's literally like a perfect like

0:37.2

She's like a gerb her baby like oh my God she's like literally a perfect baby.

0:44.3

And even like the nurses and stuff are like,

0:46.3

she's so beautiful.

0:48.1

Like she's really, really pretty.

0:50.3

Yeah, she has a little bit of hair, and then she has the big long Italian eyes.

0:56.0

Oh my God.

0:58.0

That's so nice.

1:00.0

You've got a little baby.

1:02.0

You've got a little baby. You've got a little baby. You got a little

1:02.8

Mateo. I know. Just warning you, I can hear you opening up stuff.

1:07.6

So you're going to have to.

1:09.4

Son of a bitch.

1:10.4

Okay. I know. I'm trying to be a good sound engineer.

1:13.4

No, you're right. That was very good.

1:14.8

I was trying to we're trying our best.

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