Dildos are flying. The right needs to learn how to win. The left needs to learn how to lose,

and everybody needs to stop calling everything they disagree with, essentially Hitler.

Guys, who knew that all the WNBA needed in order to get their ratings up was Dix, specifically

dildos. And yes, you heard that correctly. We're going to get into all of that today. But before

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brett cooper.com. That is your hub for all of that information. Over the last week, if you

have spent any time on social media, I'm sure you've seen this, but over the last week,

lime green sex toys have been thrown onto the court at at least seven W&BA basketball games.

And the players and the coaches, of course, you know, they are blaming the patriarchy,

and it's become very, very serious and intense, even though everybody is just basically

laughing about it online.

You can see here what's happening, literally lime green dildos.

It looks like something out of Shrek.

I don't even know how they are getting

these into the stadiums, but they are being thrown. Anyway, the headlines and the posts that have

come out of this scandal are truly hilarious. Like, read this one. This headline reads,

uh, mean green. WNBA players are fighting for their rights. Don't make them dodge dildos. Yeah, don't make

them dodge dildos as well as they fight for their rights to be paid more than their worth.

That's really what's happening. They're calling it fighting for their rights. I didn't know

that rights meant being paid more than you bring into a business. I didn't know that your rights meant

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