Conservatives Question Kamala Harris's Blackness | Eva Longoria

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🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Conservatives scrutinize Kamala Harris's Black identity, Jaboukie Young-White talks to members of the Young Delegates Coalition, and Eva Longoria discusses Momento Latino. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.4	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:08.9	I'm Trevor Noah.
0:09.9	It is Wednesday, August 19th.
0:12.2	And here's your quarantine tip of the day.
0:14.5	If you're still bumping into those people
0:16.4	who try to force you to shake hands with them,
0:19.0	here's what you should do.
0:20.5	When they reach out to shake your hand,
0:22.0	you go in for the kiss.
0:23.2	Ehh...
0:24.4	They'll never make that mistake again.
0:26.0	I know because some guy did it to me.
0:27.3	I tried to shake his hand and then he licked me.
0:29.0	Anyway, yesterday was day two of the Democratic National Convention.
0:32.2	And we're going to tell you why Joe Biden had a party in a children's library.
0:36.3	Why this man is holding a plate of calamari
0:39.0	and why Kamala Harris isn't really black.
0:42.3	So let's do this, people.
0:43.4	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
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