Consequences | 49

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.7 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

After murdering Deputy Mayor Mayohands, Faith continues on her path to ruin, being a complete asshole to Buffy (no more #Fuffy moments for these two!) The girls’ new watcher sends them on a mission to track down the killer (awkward!) and Buffy continues to plead that they get Giles' help but Faith wants no part of it.

When Detective Mustache closes in on Buffy and Faith as suspects, all hell breaks loose. Faith pulls some SERIOUS fuckshit, Xander clumsily admits that he and Faith fooked, and Buffy attempts to backtrack on being a strong contender for 'Shittiest Friend of 1999'.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
0:06.1	ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Buffy and Faith take inventory of all the baddies up in this bitch.
0:23.7	She's grunting all over the place at this episode.
0:27.2	Grunt her, son.
0:28.2	Will you calm the fuck down?
0:30.2	Honestly, just make out.
0:32.2	Just make out and get it over with.
0:34.2	There's still some tests that need to be made before actual verification.
0:37.2	And it's like, shut the life fuck up.
0:39.2	Giles is my dad.
0:40.2	We don't want to see Giles out of Tweed.
0:42.2	He is way more than a librarian.
0:45.2	Ash, Ash!
0:46.2	Ah!
0:47.2	I mean, you're saying that to hashtag RipperFireMoji right now, Wesley?
0:51.2	Balthazar is just fucking bored.
0:53.2	He's always bored.
0:54.2	Very boring.
0:56.2	He is a combination of job of the hut and the human poop emoji.
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