Confessions of a Recovered Paytriotidiot on the Grassy Knoll with Vyzygoth the Great. (2011)
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William Ramsey Investigates
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🗓️ 7 December 2025
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Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume I https://www.iheart.com/podcast/53-the-vyzygoth-archives-volum-95841757/
Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume II https://www.iheart.com/podcast/53-the-vyzygoth-archives-volum-95937378/
Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume III https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-vyzygoth-archives-volume-3
Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume IV https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-vyzygoth-archives-volume-4-451-600
Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume V. https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-vyzygoth-archives-volume-5-601-750--6169624.
Vyzygoth Internet Archives, Volume VI. https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-vyzygoth-archives-volume-6-episodes-751-900--6201213
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| 0:00.0 | Well, welcome to the first stuff and things of 2011. Yeah, I've subtitled this, |
| 0:07.7 | Confessions of a recovered Patriot Idiot. And there's, you know, maybe I'll throw in the second |
| 0:13.0 | subtitle because I haven't written this stuff out yet. And that would be, how much time do you have to |
| 0:17.2 | waste? Like the song from Bonnie Wright, afraid to Run Out of Time, when she says, life gets awful |
| 0:25.1 | precious when there's less of it to waste. |
| 0:28.4 | Beautiful. |
| 0:30.9 | I remember also a little placard that was in one of my friends, his kitchen, you know. |
| 0:41.3 | I remember going there when I was 13, and a little placard said, |
| 0:47.1 | we get, what is it, we get too old, too fast, too smart, too late. |
| 0:53.1 | That's true, too. |
| 0:57.3 | So I'm at an advantage from most of you and i understand also why older people get grumpy and that's because they seem the same shit |
| 1:08.2 | generationally like what maybe four five six times around and i mean i was |
| 1:12.3 | part of the young and dumb too i understand that some listened more than others i think i did to a |
| 1:18.3 | certain extent not as much as i should have but certainly more than others had because they understand |
| 1:23.2 | where it's at and there are you know it's funny because when I was young, I looked at some |
| 1:27.6 | guys that used to be pro ball players. And I sized myself up looking at them. And here they are like, |
| 1:34.2 | you know, 70 years old or something. I'm like, yeah, dude, you ain't anything. And I'm like, |
| 1:38.4 | wait a second. You know, how do you know what they were like in their own cohort in their own time they don't look |
| 1:47.6 | at anything now because i mean you know what does willie mays look like now you know what does |
| 1:52.5 | micky mannall look like now he's dead um and then you start to realize you can't look at it that |
| 1:58.7 | way you got to look at everyone in their time. |
| 2:06.0 | And that's when I started to like listen a little bit more because I realized that there were some guys who were dudes in their time. |
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