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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Conference Championship Picks: "The evil eye"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Florio doesn't mind his donut after the best weekend in NFL history. And Chris is attempting a furious comeback vs the spread while trying to dodge Mike's Italian superstitions.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What was I thinking picking the bills to lose in the wildcard round I picked them to win the Super Bowl. What's wrong with me?

0:11.0

I told you some German woman made your pasta meatballs last week. Some woman named Hike Hike.

0:17.0

Join mega picks podcast really the last one of the season because this is the last weekend of games.

0:25.0

We get to talk really slow today because there's only two games to discuss.

0:32.0

PFTPM Chris Simpson buttoned. Well listen I've been saying this all week long in exchange for the memorable two days of games that we got in the division around the best two days in NFL history from the standpoint of games being played.

0:53.0

I will gladly go oh and four straight up. I will gladly go oh and four against the spread. I'll take zero and 272 for a weekend like the one that we had.

1:07.0

So yeah I my god I was just I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. Yeah thank you.

1:15.0

But you know what any one of those games could have gone the other way how can you feel bad about it every game was a coin flip.

1:22.0

Every game could have gone the other way on Saturday the lesser team won both games on Sunday the box had a chance late and blew it.

1:33.0

I can't feel bad about it somebody somebody was trying to give me a hard time about like oh good thing you don't bet good.

1:44.0

Say hey man my checks clear either way I don't care if I went 0 and 4 right I mean shove it up your ass is basically what my response was for somebody who was trying to taunt me.

1:52.0

We try to do our best and nobody knows yeah nobody knows well and you don't want to make your best bets I mean that's not that bad it was a yeah it was a crazy weekend.

2:01.0

That was the one thing I can't believe it. Someone had said to me.

2:05.0

She said to me last week.

2:07.0

Give me one thing that you feel good about this weekend it was the over and bills chiefs everything else.

2:12.0

I don't know what was going to happen. I don't know what was going to happen and it played out nobody knew what was going to happen.

2:17.0

That's what you get when you get exciting games you get crazy shit that makes people like us look like fucking idiots.

2:25.0

That's okay correct yourself you you know not me I was two and two at 500 I knew what the fuck was going on sorry.

2:32.0

But you got lucky to wait who'd you pick to win you picked the 49ers and the Rams right right and the Rams yes I did.

2:39.0

And you got lucky you pulled one out of your ass with the 49ers I won't deny that and you and you pulled one out of your ass late with the Rams.

2:47.0

Sweating I mean come on that was the biggest butt weapon of the weekend but yes I got you you're sweating like Mike McCarthy is going to be sweating all year long.

2:55.0

I mean it was already shaping up in that game it was everybody was going to give Brady the credit for the comeback even though there was fumbles and every disaster.

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