Conference Championship Picks, Best Bets: Patriots demons in Denver, Rams-Seahawks Part 3

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Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

As Chris & Mike head down the stretch of the NFL season, they're still neck-and-neck in our picks standings. Florio went oh-fer on his underdogs last week…will he double down in the Conference Championships? Plus Simms provides some analysis on Sean vs Mike, or Mike vs Sean. But first, he compliments Florio's figure.

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0:00.0	Yo, yo, yo, what up, homies?
0:01.4	On today's Chris Sims-Umbutton in the PFT joint megapix pod,
0:04.8	Florio went 0-4 in his last week with the underdogs. All right, it wasn't good. Will he double down in conference championship weekend? I don't know. You've got to tune in to find out. And then it's Sean versus Mike and Mike versus Sean. Which Mike or which Sean will win? Will it be Mike versus Sean in the Super Bowl
0:21.5	or Sean versus Sean or Mike versus Mike?
0:23.5	Find out right after this. Mike versus Sean. Which Mike or which Sean will win? Will it be Mike versus Sean in the Super
0:21.2	Ball or Sean versus Mike? Find out right after this.
0:28.4	Sometimes there's just something special that genuinely pops up around a team. You can't
0:34.1	explain the Caleb Williams throw on fourth and eight. You can't explain all underdogs this week.
0:40.4	I mean, what the hell?
0:41.2	Let's have some fun.
0:45.6	Zero fun, sir.
0:47.1	Yes, yes.
0:48.3	Ficked all the underdogs and all the fucking favorites.
0:51.0	They all bitchy in the ass.
0:52.7	Yeah, right.
0:53.9	They got under that ass and bit it. Chunk a chunk of chunk, chunk. It's a little light there, the chunks, though, because you're getting skinny over there, but they still got a piece of that ass. Yeah, I am currently the lightest I've been since I was 18. Is that right? What has led to this?
1:11.9	You know, I've noticed it.
1:14.0	My wife has noticed it, right?
1:18.2	I've noticed it just, especially on Sundays when you wear your suits and stuff a little lately,
1:21.6	I want to be like, hey, I feel like I can stick a finger down there.
1:23.7	You know, your neck is getting all skinny on me.
1:25.7	But what's led to this? I'll tell you where you can stick a finger.
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