Cone of Shame

This Podcast Has Fleas

WNYC Studios

Alec, Pets & Animals, Cats, Kids, Baldwin, Comedy, Jay, Kids & Family, Family, Dogs, Stories For Kids, Pharoah

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2017

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

Waffles can’t help splashing around in the toilet bowl. But this time her bad behavior leads to the dreaded cone--just in time for a visit from Shep, the champion agility dog from next door. Jones hates company, but his spirits are lifted when a mouse crosses his path. It’s noogie woogie time!

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0:00.0	From listeners supported WNYC Studios, it's This Podcast Has Fleas.
0:07.0	Episode 3.
0:10.0	Cone of shame.
0:13.0	Be in a dog and talkin' about it, dog talk!
0:18.0	Folks, it's me, Waffles the Dog, and today, dog talk is coming to you live from the living room
0:24.0	because mom and dad are having companies.
0:27.0	Ellie, hands off.
0:29.0	Lay, send me honey.
0:31.0	The company is set to arrive any minute and folks, these aren't just any guests.
0:36.0	The Bradfords from across the street are coming over!
0:40.0	They're bringing Shep!
0:42.0	She's their champion agility dog and she's the coolest, fastest, coolest dog ever!
0:48.0	So I spent a little time working on a move to impress her.
0:52.0	I call it the Dunk and Dash.
0:54.0	Wanna see?
0:55.0	I mean, here?
0:56.0	DASHING!
0:57.0	I'm dashing up this here.
1:00.0	This is the first part of this stunt.
1:03.0	I probably should have bracketed this far, but I am not a puppy anymore, folks.
1:09.0	Made it to the second floor, turning down the corner and more dashing down the hall.
1:14.0	He'll be going 12 o'clock, worthy.
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