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Concocting fake win-win trades for Vikings, Cowboys, Chiefs, Bills, Falcons | Zero Blitz

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🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jason Fitz and Frank Schwab hop in the lap to concoct the best blockbuster trades possible that are a win-win for both sides. First, the dynamic duo start with the news that Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver DeVonta Smith is receiving a big-time contract extension, meaning the Eagles are now paying two wideouts $25M annually. Can they manage to keep up the talent and depth on their roster with cap numbers like that? In other news, the New York Jets announced they're wearing their 1980s throwbacks full-time next season, which makes Frank a very happy man. Fitz and Frank have some fake trades they'd like to see, and they go one-by-one down the list as they send Justin Jefferson to the Buffalo Bills (and Arizona Cardinals), the Minnesota Vikings up to fifth overall, Brandon Aiyuk to the Los Angeles Chargers, Tee Higgins to the Kansas City Chiefs, Dak Prescott to the Minnesota Vikings, Brock Bowers to Kansas City and Micah Parsons to the Atlanta Falcons. The duo finish off the show by snake drafting the best first overall picks of all time.

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0:00.0

Another week, another big money deal for a big name wide receiver, the most interesting trades we wish we could see on NFL draft night and a snake draft that's going to cause massive controversy. We've got all that more. I'm Jason Fitz and it's time for Zero Blitz. He's Frank Schwabh, and

0:31.0

He's Frank Schwabh. I'm Jason Fitz. Franky and the Fitz, I don't know, Schwabian Fitz.

0:34.0

Like is it the Fitz, is it fits?

0:35.4

We're still working on, workshop and all of it, but most importantly, it's zero Blitz.

0:39.5

Uh, Frank, I gotta start with the most important thing, because I just noticed this. You're wearing

0:43.0

headphones with a little microphone on them and as you leaned forward to press record today the

0:47.6

microphone made it look like you have a necktat and I just thought you know Frank Schwab with the necktat is something I need in my life, brother.

0:54.0

I just, I don't know if you've ever thought of just, and it looked like a curse of writing.

0:58.0

So it was like one of those things where like you tattooed your mom's name on your neck or something, Like, I don't know if I've ever thought about it,

1:03.8

but it gave you a level of street credit.

1:06.0

I didn't even know you need it.

1:07.5

We are, this is a blowout because you are at probably 35 tats right now I see your arms I've seen your arms yeah I I am I'm at

1:18.7

zero I'm one of the rare Americans left that has zero tattoos. I just have no desire. Like I just, why, why sit there for a few hours? Why go through the pain?

1:29.2

No, just, no, not gonna. I don't have Madison Square Garden tattooed on my forearm like like you do.

1:35.0

For what it's worth though like every time I started tattoo my first thought is why and the

1:39.3

hell did I do this like and you know it's the commitment to it like everybody asked how many I have I don't really know how to

1:44.8

count them because my right arm is a complete sleeve that took two sessions and my

1:48.3

left arm is two half sleeves so like I don't know does that mean because it's so much work. Do I have a bunch of tattoos or do I really only have like three and they just happen to be abnormally large? I don't know and now like I really want to start getting my legs done Frank but like here's the thing I learned this I shaved my arms

2:04.4

every day I put the low low on my arms because you might get my shoulders you should

2:07.6

you shave your arms every day everybody like reacts every day you wake you wake up and shave your arms out like like let's let's get this

2:14.8

forearm here like what yeah yeah yeah oh yeah so yeah so sometimes I skip a day but like I shaved my arm is more than I shaved my face yeah

2:22.1

like and when I first got my first tattoo,

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