All right, there's nothing for it. No messing around. We're going straight into part two of season two of Concerning Hobbits, the Red Book of Westmarch. Enjoy.

Of a surprise party, episode four. Episode four will see us finally return to Eleanor's story arc and the dawning of the

surprise party. When last we were with Eleanor, she had finished reading the tales from the red book

to Elfstan and Furial as they drifted away to the land of Nod. They were still three days out from

the surprise party. It would be awesome to see an opening montage featuring more time lapse of the party being set up at the Farthing Stone.

Again, a location we've never seen in the Middle Earth cinematic universe, but a place that would look monumental to be sure.

This time lapse sequence would also be a helpful tool to jump us right to the party day.

The way it plays out in my mind, we'd see the time lapse of the party

setup happening at the Farthing Stone, day turning to night, turning to day, turning to night,

and fading into another vision from our very opening shot of season two. A Misty Field,

leading to a shot of the bridge from Eleanor's Dream and the River Brandywine. Three riders sitting on the far side.

This time, though, we'll hear singing and realize that our point of view is actually that of a

rider as well. The camera looking down and around to see we're sitting in a cart pulled by Eleanor's

beloved pony, Jeb. We're seeing this dream from Eleanor's perspective. Slowly the pony will

trot us toward the bridge. Before we can get there, we'll cut away to Eleanor's perspective. Slowly the pony will trot us toward the bridge.

Before we can get there, we'll cut away to Eleanor opening her eyes looking right into the camera.

Though startled awake, she'll move more sluggishly as she uncovers and sits up, the warm

sunlight streaming into the master bedroom from the open windows of Bag End. As Eleanor grogly

surveys the morning, we'll see Ted standing in the doorway, two mugs

of steaming tea in his hands.

The fairest of beings the world has ever known.

Ted, it's too early to blush.

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