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The Scott Mills Weekly

Conceived On A Bridge: A Bridge Baby’s Tale

The Scott Mills Weekly

BBC

Society & Culture

4.85.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Listener Jessica discovers she was conceived on a bridge when she plays Where Do You Think They Were? In turn she receives a happy birthday message from all her favourite BBC Radio 1 presenters. Jax Jones popped in to deliver his montage of farts. A fartage. This was inspired by a guy in America who filmed himself farting over a 6-month period. He got the sack from his employer, so we stand with him in support. We in turn, give Jax Jones a gift, our Ring Ring (Donald Trump Edit), mixing clips of Trump failing to connect to the new Mexican president on the phone. Meanwhile, Chris plays a genius prank on Scott because after 27 days he has still not returned the suit Chris hired for him. Chris drafts in Dotty to call Scott, pretending she works for the suit company and that Scott has racked up a bill over £1000 in late returned fines.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a podcast from the BBC here is Thursday Scott Mills daily podcast. It's one of our best today

0:06.1

It's a good one. Enjoy. I've still not returned the suit that I hired for Chris's wedding

0:10.5

So in a savage prank, Dotty for one extra calls me pretending to be from the suit company. I was so stressed

0:17.9

Another listener finds out where and when they were made

0:20.4

They have to listen to their parents telling them on where do you think they were and Jack's Jones joins us to proudly show off a week of his

0:30.0

Today's show is going to be so good so so good. I've got a feeling right early

0:37.8

I'm not quite as stressful day to be honest and you really haven't helped

0:42.8

No

0:44.5

No one necessary what happened earlier okay

0:46.8

It's kind of awkward here because I thought as part of today's show I'd give you one last chance and

0:53.2

Obviously, I hired you a suit for my wedding. Yes, and it was a rental suit

0:58.4

So the idea was when we all got back from the wedding that everyone would go and bring the suits back

1:02.5

Everyone has managed to do this except for you

1:04.4

But I've forgotten every day and you've forgotten every day and what's happened is the suit is just up in the radio on office

1:09.4

And it has been for so long now, but I looked for it yesterday. I can't even see it. Where is it?

1:14.0

Have we found it? Well, truth be told that was actually going to be a test yesterday and what we're done

1:18.4

Yeah, I'm not told you this all right

1:20.2

So this is something else with where it'd been hanging up. We hit a microphone

1:24.4

And the plan was that when you went to try and get the suit because you promised me you were going to take it back

1:28.7

Yes, they you promised me

1:30.5

But this is a week of promises

1:32.4

You couldn't find it and then the idea was the microphone was going to pick you up

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