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"Conan O'Brien"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.651.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

This week we have a very serious guest to talk about very serious things; a true gentleman who will walk you to your car and clean your windshield if you ask to take a selfie with him. You guessed it: Sir Conan O’Brien. He discusses the collapse of the shelf of his hair and how he’s dealt with the trauma since, his resting heart-rate of a hummingbird, and historical moments with Tom Selleck’s mustache. Because it’s a podcast, and that’s what happens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Hey gang, welcome to SmartLess. We are a sweet new podcast starring myself, Sean Hayes,

0:12.8

Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, and we are complete idiots. So what we do is we bring

0:17.6

on a guest and we ask them stuff and they make us smarter. Hopefully, it's super cool.

0:22.2

So please come with us and enjoy the show.

0:24.8

Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart,

0:40.8

wait alone alone. Yeah. Yeah. All by yourself, you got to find your own food, make your

0:45.9

own shelter. You have 10 items you can take into the wild with you and you're all by yourself.

0:50.5

You got to film the whole thing. Wait, where's this? It's a, it's a survival show called

0:54.4

the loan that I am super addicted to right now. And it's also making our situation seem

1:00.6

pretty luxe. You know, you know, how hilarious they've been addicted to a show that's called

1:06.6

a loan. Yeah. Well, you know, it's making me feel better about the fact that you want

1:13.4

to be alone all the time. It makes you feel like you have company. Now, yeah, these people

1:18.2

have serious introvert problems. Mine's more functional. Wait, Baman, be honest. Did you

1:23.0

start coronavirus just so that you could be alone? Just so I could wear my, these, these

1:27.8

flat PJ pants for four months straight. Oh, God, I smell so bad. Jason, do you like being

1:35.0

alone? Or do you like being? I am surrounded. I am, I'm a full blown introvert. And, uh,

1:41.8

but I mean, I'll come on out and party like, uh, like the rest of them, but I need to go

1:46.8

back inside and refill my tank. Do you think it's because you've been around people all

1:51.5

your life just peeps around and people constantly your whole life? No, I don't think so. Although

1:56.8

I bet you if I was honest and I was sitting on the land down on the couch in the doctor's

2:01.8

office, I'd probably say that a portion of my introvertness is a bit of a stay away from

2:07.5

me, uh, mechanism, you know, is a, I want my boundaries up in my privacy and all that

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