Yeah, networks.

Dear diary. I've been going out with Bose since midday yesterday. My mom is such a bitch. I'm not dumping either of them. I'm going to keep

them both hanging on. Cassie Smith is the most unpopular girl in school. Sucks shit, bitch.

God, why am I such a bitch?

Hi guys, welcome to another episode of Dear Diary,

Your Eft, and I am so excited for today's episode because we have my one and only favorite

most fabulous Musaka-making chef Kiko!

I can't believe I just made that up on the spot. I'm quite impressed.

Yeah, that was very, very good.

Thank you so much for all these compliments.

Of course, you know you're my favorite chef in the world, Kiko. How are you?

Very good, very good. right now I'm on my time off so it's being crazy very nice yeah you're

with your gorgeous girlfriend Nicole yes we are actually in the United States.

We being almost one year around Caribbean during the World Tour that we didn't cross yet.

But they said we're going to cross.

Yes, the world tour around the Caribbean.

Yes, and then right now the boat is like doing a little bit of refit on the basters.

And then they gave us this break. So we went to El Salvador for a surf trip.

Nicole went to Mexico as well for a surf trip.

And then now we are just traveling around USA.

In a van, right?

In a van.

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