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Buckeyes the fan

the common man

and T-bone you're about to listen to

is incredibly stupid

listener discretion is advised.

When Nick Saban's there, they can all

pop out their chest when they beat him.

When he's not there, now they don't really have any answers.

I don't want to talk about anymore.

Until next segment.

Teddy, don't let us talk about it anymore.

Until next segment.

If we start talking about it again, just turn our microphones off. We'll up dead air. You know what? The listeners will applaud it. We'll do.

Be the best ratings we ever got if they turn, tune in and just silence.

Featuring Panama Ted.

I'm a d'or.

And stupid.

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