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Now launching, now launching, the dumbest radio show in America.

Welcome to Common Man and T-Bode.

This is a hypothetical, okay.

Pooh-bearing is now socially acceptable.

So Poo-Baring, if you don't know, that is...

What is Poo-Baring?

You know what?

You came with the term.

Maddie Ice, when he's at home, by himself.

What does he do?

Where's a T-shirt and no pants?

That's Poo-Bair.

I see.

You're walking around like that.

Featuring Panama Ted. Too hot. Timmy Hall. I will rub one on my face.

And a collection of profane noises.

Coach?

No, Dom.

I'm a genetic freak.

And I'm not normal.

I won't meet some glory hole.

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