Common Face

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts, Sports

4.8 • 4.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 November 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad.
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