Bad Dates.

Hey folks, this is Joel Kim Booster.

I am the new host of Smartless Media's Bad Dates.

Each week we feature my funniest friend sharing their most cringe stories of where romance goes to die.

The new season will teach us so much about the most bad shit crazy dating misfires, like

one conversation starter you never want to hear.

So I'm on this date getting drinks with this woman

and sort of out of the blue,

she's like, the Holocaust, what'd you think? What?

Learning the language of love.

Now the whole staff at this venue knows,

I got Aeten out.

I got ate it out, eat it out in my car.

The conjugation is tough.

Helpful tips to make yourself more of a catch.

Ted Bundy used to wear a cast to endear himself to women. Wow. The importance of good hygiene

of good hygiene.

I don't think I've ever washed a cock-rank.

I don't know if that's insane to admit on air but you don't use the same one with multiple people without watching it

I'm going to move the conversation along

The difference between a pro and a con.

He had stolen Leah Michelle's trench coat when she was epineen in Le Miz.

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