Coming from an Italian family... it's just how you were taught... you kissed your uncles and male cousins as well...(clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2021

⏱️ 2 minutes

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This week liberals (the Dr. Seuss Estate) are cancelling Dr. Seuss, and conservatives (female victims of harassment) are canceling Italians (Andrew Cuomo). We're documenting it.

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0:00.0	So finally, you want to hear the, uh, the, the, my favorite defense of Andrew Cuomo.
0:05.9	Please.
0:06.8	Can you guess what it is?
0:09.8	Um, I mean, was it, was it in the locker room? Was he just one of the boys, one of the fellows?
0:16.4	Close. Okay. I'll just, it's to say this is my, this is a very common defense of him and also my
0:23.9	favorite so Paul Amatuzzo says oh okay I'm ready already I'm already ready with
0:31.5	the amatuzzo coming from an Italian family hey it's just how you were just how we were brought up and taught.
0:39.7	Dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:40.6	Yeah.
0:41.1	You kissed your uncles and male cousins as well.
0:44.1	Yeah.
0:44.3	I still find myself going to do the same even during COVID-19, space, dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:50.7	Space, it's a lifelong habit that's not so easy to break.
0:55.3	I mean, like, as an Italian-American, when I walk around, I tell people suck on my canoli, you know,
1:00.3	it's like, I actually have a canoli on me. I just, I'm ready with the canoli in my back pocket.
1:06.1	I'm going to pull out an actual pastry when need be
1:10.8	I just I just want to reiterate
1:13.1	I thought the attractive
1:15.3	journalist was my cousin
1:17.0	I thought the attractive journalist
1:20.5	was my uncle
1:21.2	who I would kiss on the face
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