Comedian Greg Fitzsimmons Shares His Love for Bidets + a Wild Mid-Flight Habit of His + Maitland Ward with News About Ozempic & Chaos of a Lottery Winning Waitress

Adam Carolla Show

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Comedy, Talk Radio

4.5 • 36.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2023

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Adam welcomes uproarious comedian Greg Fitzsimmons who was also joined by adult film star Maitland Ward as she shares the news for this episode. Adam and this crew result in a surprisingly perfect trio to banter on a variety of topics from sex, religion and upbringing, to even Adam’s old show, ‘Crank Yankers’ which happens to be a favorite of Maitland’s. Greg divulges an outrageous and unusual mid-flight habit of his, while Maitland shares a surprising fetish that men will pay her to partake in. Next, they all engage in a lively analysis of The Rotten Tomatoes Game. Maitland continues with the news today starting with a conversation on the purported ‘wonder drug’ Ozempic and how it can cure other ailments such as addictions like smoking and alcohol. They also cover a truck driver who gifted a waitress a winning lottery ticket and the chaos that arises, including her ex kidnapping her. Hilarity ensues as they discuss a Tokyo restaurant that only hires servers with Dementia to change perceptions about ageing. PLUGS: Check out Maitland Ward’s book, ‘Rated X: How Porn Liberated Me from Hollywood’ available wherever you find books And follow her on Twitter and Instagram, @MaitlandWard See Greg Fitzsimmons live: Escondido, CA - Grand Comedy Club - September 22nd & 23rd Shirley, MA - Bull Run - October 5th Manchester, NH - Chunky’s - October 6th And for more dates, go to GREGFITZSIMMONS.com See Greg in the movie ‘The Road Dog’ available on VOD October 6 Check out Greg Fitzsimmons’ podcasts, ‘Fitzdog Radio’ and ‘Sunday Papers’, available wherever you listen to podcasts And follow him on Twitter, @GregFitzShow THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS: This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp BetterHelp.com/CAROLLA JustThriveHealth.com, enter ADAM SimpliSafe.com/ADAM OReillyAuto.com

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0:00.0	Well, this episode fits dogs sits in, always brings to funny, and
0:06.0	Madeleine Ward, you know her.
0:08.0	She's a child star, and now she's a porn star.
0:12.0	Very funny, she brings it as well.
0:14.0	She's going to be doing the news.
0:15.0	We'll do all that right after this.
0:17.0	Join Adam Corolla and his pal, Jay Leno, this October,
0:20.0	along with fellow comics, Alonzo Bowden,
0:22.0	Harland Williams, Carol Lieber, and Caroline Ray,
0:25.0	together with some of the best writers from TV shows like
0:29.0	Seinfeld, Friends, The Tim Allen Show,
0:31.0	King of Queens, two broke girls and more,
0:34.0	for a one-of-a-kind experience for aspiring comedians,
0:37.0	comedy writers, and everyone interested in comedy.
0:41.0	Hey, it's Adam Corolla here, and I'm excited to announce our
0:44.0	first-ever comedy fantasy camp Thursday through Sunday, October,
0:48.0	12th through the 15th, and Hollywood, California.
0:51.0	We're going to cover stand-up improv, writing,
0:54.0	podcasting, and more, plus a live performance that's
0:59.0	the famous Hollywood improv on the final day of camp.
1:02.0	So get your chops ready.
1:04.0	Spend four days with me and some of the most successful people
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