This is the Made of Human Podcast, the Mo-P-O-P-O-P-D.

This is the Made of Human Podcast.

The M-P-O-P-O-D.

Are we calling it that?

I really want us to call it that.

Can we call it the Mopad?

M-O-H-P-O-P-O-D? It's what it's called now. It's the Mopad.

It's a podcast in which I talk to people about how they deal with life, how they try to function as humans because to be completely honest I feel like it's a struggle sometimes

Like you know what I had to start in shower. I feel like if someone went to the shops and bought a human and they got me,

they would take me back to the shops and they would be like this one's broken like it's not it's just not working you know it

it doesn't connect with the other humans I have it's like I keep turning it on and off and it keeps refusing to connect with them and you know sometimes it just won't like there are days where I just won't turn on at all and it'll just be in its you know

fetal position the whole day and it's not working I want a functioning human this

is not what I paid for.

They'd be like, well, you did get it on sale.

It's, this is a cheap version.

I don't, you know what I mean?

It's just, I just feel I'm not doing what a human is supposed to be able to do.

Anyways, so we have Felicity Ward as a guest and I'm so excited.

Can you please go and see her on tour?

She only has two dates left. She is on, let me check, she just wrote me this on Facebook.

She's in Salford on Sunday, I don't know, and that's Sunday, Sunday the 30th, 30th, or however you want to pronounce that.

And she's in Leicester on the 8th of November.

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