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Crash On My Couch

COMC 3 - The Sex Talk with Parents & Cartoon Conspiracy Theories

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 25 April 2017

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week, Arden and Will explain how you can make money as a professional snuggle buddy, and why the movie "My Neighbor Totoro" isn't as happy as you think. They also reveal an experiment that might've stolen babies to test their taste buds, and whether or not you're born a picky eater. Then they tackle your questions like how to talk to parents about sex, how to overcome phone addiction, and what to do if you're jealous of your ex's new girlfriend.
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0:00.0

We all love a good mystery, but that doesn't mean we love mystery meat.

0:04.7

Paleo Valley's 100% grass-fed beef sticks skip the sketchy stuff and go straight for real,

0:10.5

honest-to-goodness beef from regenerative, small-scale American farms.

0:15.2

So, yeah, they're actually good for you and the planet.

0:18.3

Ideal for road trips, hiking, or binging your favorite true crime

0:21.8

podcast. They come in five flavors, original jalapeno, summer sausage, garlic summer sausage, and

0:28.1

terriaki, plus their keto and paleo. And if you're trying to show your joint, skin, and gut a little

0:34.0

love, check out their 100% grass-fed bone broth protein. It's loaded with

0:39.0

collagen. You know, this stuff your body starts losing around age 20, and by 50, you've lost about

0:44.7

25%. That seems like a lot. You can get it flavored or unflavored. Just scoop it into whatever

0:51.1

you're drinking and go on about your day. Get 20% off your first order at paleovali.com slash health 20 with code health 20.

1:00.3

When you go on holiday, there is no finer achievement than doing absolutely nothing.

1:06.5

Nothing on the beach, nothing by the pool.

1:09.8

Walking kind of nowhere and chatting about nothing.

1:13.4

As an Expedia member, you can save up to 30% when you add a hotel to your flight,

1:18.9

so you can have a bit more money to go out there with great ambition to do absolutely nothing.

1:27.2

Expedia, made to travel.

1:30.1

If I'm going to lose my sushi virginity, then I want to, yeah, do it right.

1:38.8

Hey there, I'm Arden.

1:40.2

And I'm Will.

1:41.4

And you're listening to Crash on My Couch.

1:43.6

A one-stop shop for all of that fun information that you'll need to use to talk to your weird uncle. On this week's episode, we talk about whether or not you come out of the womb craving burgers and fries. We're going to ruin all your beloved, lovely cartoons used to watch as a kid. We're going to tell you how much it might cost to get Will Dabrescher to snuggle you.

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