COMC 2 - Used Panties, Penis Transplants & the Hollow Earth Theory

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2017

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week, Arden and Will teach you what ridiculous items you can buy from Japanese vending machines, and why Inspector Gadget should be excited for penis transplants. They also reveal where you can find Vikings and Nazis living in harmony, and why prairie dogs are the mafia of the animal kingdom. Then they help you with your questions about falling in love, dealing with anxiety and depression, and holding a 10-year grudge.
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0:56.0	His penis turns into like chopper blades.
0:58.3	Okay, so he's going nowhere near my genitals.
1:05.5	Hey guys, I'm Arden.
1:07.0	I am Will.
1:08.5	And you're listening to Crash on my...
1:11.1	Press on my couch.
1:12.9	A one-stop shop for anyone in their 20s trying to think of things out.
1:16.3	Yes.
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