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Crash On My Couch

COMC 1 - Nude Performance Art, the Pixar Theory & Bad Dates

Crash On My Couch

Kast Media

Society & Culture, Personal Journals, Comedy, Relationships

4.8594 Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Crash On My Couch! Arden and Will kick off the very first episode with Disney Pixar movie conspiracies and Marina Abramovic’s weird job that involves strangers stripping and epic breakups. They also answer your questions about bad date escape plans, American cheese vs. Parmesan cheese, and a very complicated love square.
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0:00.0

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0:04.7

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0:10.5

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0:15.2

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0:18.3

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0:21.8

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0:28.1

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0:34.0

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0:38.1

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0:39.7

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0:42.7

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0:45.7

That seems like a lot.

0:47.9

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0:50.0

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0:53.1

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1:00.3

You know, the moment he starts talking about like dating his sister in a past life.

1:04.2

And also had a Nazi symbol on his arm.

1:06.1

Get out of there.

1:07.0

Sounds like a bad date.

1:08.1

I know, right?

1:09.2

Man, I've been through a couple.

1:17.6

Hey guys, I am Arden.

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