I don't know what I would have done if I'd had that kind of access to Tumblr and MS Paint in my young teenage years.

Welcome to You're Wrong About, the podcast where we take events from your high school years and tell you how they didn't happen the way you think they did.

And if you're Sarah events from your elementary school years when you were also watching the news because you had an adequate number of friends.

I'm Michael Hobbs, I'm a reporter for The Having Impost.

I'm Sarah Marshall, I'm a writer for the New Republic in Buzzfeed and...

Oh, I always say some third place, but what is it? The believer?

The believer.

And we have again our special guest, our first repeat guest, Rachel Monroe.

I'm so honored to be here and I am a writer for a bunch of places including the New Yorker, the Atlantic.

And I'm writing a book which has a whole Columbine section.

Yes.

And today we're talking about the Columbine shootings which are actually the reason why I wanted to do this podcast.

Really? I forgot about that.

Columbine and the McDonald's Hot Coffee Case.

I remember the You're Wrong About Style debunkings of these events and it completely turning my entire world upside down as far as epistemology and how I thought about the media and how I thought about my relationship to history and the rest of the country.

I just thought if we got these wrong, what else did we get wrong?

And so I've been obsessed with Columbine for years just because almost everything in the particular is wrong.

The general is right, but every detail we got completely upside downishly wrong.

Yes.

But Rachel, as a fellow Columbine obsessive, do you want to tell us what you remember about the day?

Especially because I'm writing about it.

Like I so wish that I remembered the day.

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