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Dads: The Podcast

Team Coco

Comedy

4.4 • 847 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Like many comedians, Colton Dunn used to think that his busy lifestyle and career would never be able to accommodate children, or even a spouse. But oh, how wrong he was! Now a married father of two, the “Superstore” actor talks to Rory and Ruthie about how he's learned to manage the pressure that comes with having other mouths to feed—plus those annoying DINK (double income, no kids) couples who plaster their social media feeds with travel pics.

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0:00.0	Dance
0:02.0	The podcast with your hopes through the Rory
0:19.0	A Papa Dads and Dads and Dads Al-Dade the Like You know, with your hopes, Ruby and Rory.
0:24.5	A papa dead and now dead's alike.
0:26.3	Here's some dead stories.
0:35.9	You know how people play Sudoku or crossword puzzles to keep their brain sharp?
0:36.5	Yes. I read something that was like, when you have a few minutes, write out all 50 states.
0:41.2	And you're like a few minutes, a few hours.
0:43.7	So embarrassed to admit.
0:44.8	But sometimes when I have like a couple minutes, you know, and I'm like, oh, I need to work
0:49.0	on my brain, I write out all of the states.
0:52.1	And I like challenge myself. I would love it if you're like, I only get to 20, and I cannot remember 30 other states.
0:58.2	I always feel really accomplished.
1:00.0	No, no, no, I always feel like, I'm like, I got the list out, and then I count it up, and I'm like, 48.
1:04.5	What the?
1:05.8	New Hampshire.
1:07.1	Yeah, and I'm like, oh, Wyoming.
1:09.0	I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1:13.3	Yeah, you're a, you feel bad.
1:15.8	Yeah, I'm like, oh, I'm such a, how did I forget South Dakota?
1:16.9	If I put North Dakota, it was right there.
1:20.0	How could I?
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