Miss Fit toys.

Doug Hades, candy wrap, or sweety baby sticky seats with 50

As a popcorn curvil's in his teeth, they're still not born

That we won't see a cup of cookies.

Hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love Hispanics.

I'm going to change my podcast every time Donald Trump says he loves something.

I'm going to make the whole room chant that.

No, of course I love movies and this is Doug Loes movies and thank you to all the people who came out to Rosemont, Illinois.

What is this like a city of the future?

What do you call it? It's a business park. What the fuck?

I love this. It's all here and I'm like, you know what?

They're right because I want to drink a beer and do some indoor skydiving.

There's 10 places to do one of those things and one place to do the other.

It's all here you guys. They probably even sell beer at the indoor skydiving.

What did I leave out? Oh that's right it's Cinco de Hio.

I think we're going on, this is the third annual Cinco de Hio, Doug Loes movies and Zanees and Rosemont.

Because you know I love going over to Adobe Gillis before and after the show to celebrate my love of Hispanics.

I had a case of Dia with some chicken in it. Really hit the spot.

It's no taco bowl or whatever the fuck Trump was eating.

It's redundant to mention that it's May 5th but it is Thursday in 2016.

Did anyone bring some flan for me to throw at them?

Oh doughnuts typical.

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