Colson Leaves The Boys Stranded

On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben

Audio Always

Comedy, Unknown, Tv & Film, After Shows

4.8 • 986 Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Colson’s off on his hols and the boys are treading water without him. Without Radio Yorkshire’s guiding hand on the running order they’re flailing.

But no matter as there’s lots of telly to talk about and Jack’s absolutely determined to get some free stuff, whether it’s sweets, yoghurts or felt tip pens.

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Department Q (Netflix)
Andor (Disney+)
Mission Impossible (In cinemas)

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0:00.0	Fancy a fever tree and vodka.
0:03.8	Yes, vodka, not gin, because this is fever tree Mexican lime soda.
0:10.0	Yes, soda, not tonic.
0:13.0	With Mexican lime and Japanese yuzu for a zesty, refreshing lime soda that's just sweet enough.
0:19.6	Delicious with vodka or on its own. Fever tree, Mexican lime soda that's just sweet enough. Delicious with vodka or on its own.
0:23.1	Fever Tree Mexican lime soda.
0:25.5	Mix with the best.
0:27.7	Mmm, now that hits the spot.
0:29.6	Music Right, go.
0:46.3	It's you in.
0:51.1	I know, but I still thought Colson was here.
0:54.9	And I went to go.
0:56.3	And no one fucking said anything.
0:58.3	Oh, bollick.
0:59.4	Colson's not here and it's already gone to absolute ass.
1:03.0	He's away, isn't he?
1:05.0	And it's me and you now.
1:06.9	And he was going to dial in and do it over the Wi-Fi.
1:11.8	Did he send the Wi-Fi in?
1:13.8	And it was one meg.
1:15.1	Yeah.
1:15.7	So it won't work.
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